Life in the Fish Bowl


Proof That I'm Really 12

So it is late night. I should be asleep, but I'm nursing a new found addiction to Spider Solitaire. You know, that free game that comes with Windows? Yeah, that's the one.

Anyway, I'm watching Books that Were Left Out Of the Bible, or some shit like that, and all of a sudden this infomercial is on. It's for the Slap Chop. Some cheap ass mini chopper which I'm sure isn't nearly as good as my one from Pampered Chef. But it does come with free shit...

So dude is talking up the Slap Chop big time. He's excited. If I was in the other room I'd probably think I was hearing bad porn. But I digress.

Dude is slapping.

Dude is chopping.

Then Dude says:

Come on. You're gonna love my nuts.


I was kind of in a shitty mood, but that cracked my ass up.

With a super serious, but excited face, a grown man on a television commercial told me I was gonna love his nuts! ~snicker~

They just say I was born in 1968, but I know. I know I'm really 12.


nikki said...

I'm actually 13, like my step son who had to repeat the same whole commercial to me. When he asked me if I liked his nuts I think I shit my pants laughing so hard. I haven't got my first boner yet, so it can't be all that bad.

Anonymous said...

That's awesome.

Kaytabug said...

BWHAHAHAHAH I saw this same infomercial and about fell off my rocker. I busted up laughing, my hubby looks at me like I lost it, I told hubby that he must not have heard what the dude said, so I hit rewind on the DVR and played it again and we BOTH cracked the fuck up!!! I love that commercial. I wonder if his yankee accent makes it even more hilarious!

Rachel said...

Fuckin hilarious!!! I am going to have a to make an effort to find this infomercial!!!

justmylife said...

I love that commercial! I become a 12 year old every time it comes on. And that game, so addictive, after several years I am still playing it.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Dude, one is never too old to outgrown a joke about nuts. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or never had a sense of humor to begin with.

Kim said...

you are totally 6th grade perverted just like me. i think that's why we get along so well. if someone can't laugh at a guy chopping up his nuts, then they must be pretty boring. love it!

the planet of janet said...

bwahahahahaha... i'm TOTALLY 12.

K-Mom said...

Is it weird that I think the Sham-Wow guy is kind of sexy?

K-Mom said...

Is it weird that I think the Sham-Wow guy is kind of sexy?

Anonymous said...

I think they say those things on purpose so you'll remember the commecial/product - it works doesn't it?! Now you have me wanting to see the commercial. The only mind more amusing is the one in the gutter!
~ Karla

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

I'm not at all surprised that Kayta and Nikki both saw & guffawed, too. You gals are all teen boys.

best online casino said...

I love Spider Solitaire too! :)

That Chick Over There said...

I laughed my ass off at that.

Of course, I freely admit I am a 14 year old boy in a 33 year old woman's body.

Beckie said...

The only thing better than Spider is Spiderette!

I've seen that infomercial - it cracked me up too.

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