Life in the Fish Bowl

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Uh, What's The Deal?


Recently Punkin has:
  • peed in the litter box
  • peed in a Target bag
  • pretended his wang was a water hose and sprayed it all over the bathroom
  • tried (yes tried because it wasn't a total success) to pee through a brand new roll of toilet paper, spraying the toilet and the wall in the process
  • stopped lifting the seat when he has to pee
  • peed in the bushes at a birthday party
  • attempted to pee in the bathroom sink
  • peed in my granny's potty seat/lift thingie which was in the bathroom floor (it is just a ring, it has no bottom)
  • threatened to pee on me
I thought when potty training was over I was done with worrying about his peeing. What's the deal with this new obsession with peeing? He'll be four in just over a month. Seriously. Shouldn't he know better than this?

If he starts experimenting with his poop I am listing him on Ebay.

29 comments:

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Is this what I have to look foward to??

K-Mom said...

LOL! I'm afraid it will become a lifelong obsession...along with farts and burps.

the planet of janet said...

there's nothing like a good spraying to keep your spirits up when you're 4.

Bren said...

Don't forget he peed at the splash park when you were here. hahahaha!

Jennie said...

Well, at least your life isn't boring. Ha ha ha- we're still in pull ups (which mostly stay dry) because every time we try real underwear there's an accident without mention! Which makes clean up more fun...

justmylife said...

I am afraid to say the facination with the wee willy and all of its uses is a life long thing with boys and men! This from a wife of 20+ years and a mother of 2 boys, ages 19 and 22. Sorry!

Kim said...

where those my bushes at the birthday party!? i noticed one is dead now. hahaha! gotta love your little man!

Marmarbug said...

OMG!!! I'd KILL him!!!! LOL
But yeah you need to nip that one in the bud so to speak. I would do timeouts for that stuff. And yeah if he messes with his crap???? I'd give him away! BRUHAHAHAHA

justmylife said...

I have something for you, come get it!!

Molly said...

Although this may be troubling now, this too shall pass...really. Although adult males will pee in the bushes, when they really have to go or when they are drunk.

nikki said...

I'm impressed with the use of the Target bag. Very creative.

My2Suns said...

Don't blame the bushes on us! Peanut didn't use the bushes he just stopped in the middle of the yard to do his business

Catwoman said...

Have you made him clean up any of it? Because I sure as hell would, because no way I'm dealing with it. Maybe if he had to clean up his own messes, the humor in it would seem a lot less fun! :)

Boys... They sure require a lot of patience, don't they?

Rachel said...

Wow, I am so unbelievably thankful that I have girls.

Mommapeas said...

He's a boy. That's the deal. A boy who's discovered the power he holds in his hand. It might as well be a Wii.

Poodlehead said...

If I had a penis I would mark all territory as mine too. Really.

I'm a Mom!..? said...

He's pee crazy!!!

Darrin said...

This kind of thing really gets bad at around the age of 16.
LOL!

That Chick Over There said...

Holy piss!


(I would have said Holy crap, but this seemed more appropriate)

CPA Mom said...

I'm thanking my lucky stars Tigger never went through this stage. But I'm still laughing at Punkin!

Karen MEG said...

I'm thinking he just loves to play with his wang... (nice for a first time comment, isn't it?).

They always throw curves at us, just when we think we've got them licked LOL!.

Ebay, well, sometimes that can be a very good thing ;).

nonluciddrivel said...

Boys and their weiner tricks.

buddha_girl said...

Buddha took a piss in my front yard today. In front of God and everyone. The worst part is that I helped him drop his drawers. I knew arguing would only result in my having to throw his 49lb ass over my shoulder and lug him into the house kicking and screaming.

Piss away.

Maria said...

Lord save me now!

MommyCosm said...

I have a 3 year old boy. I feel your pain, I swear. The obsession with their penis starts very, very early.

God help us.

On a limb with Claudia said...

Boy... you know... boys.... It takes a while, then popping becomes a problem around the age of 5 years old. I don't really know why boys are like this - I think it has to do with the great sensations of the penis and prostate... but what do I know?

((hug))

Heather S. said...

Stop plurking and update this blog woman!! :0)

SwampAngel65 said...

You still alive????

Bren said...

Where ARE you, woman?