We have a ceramic cat toilet brush holder in our bathroom. Yes, it is a
I cleaned out the room where everything was packed away (and I used the term "packed" very loosely) and decided to put the kitty back in the bathroom. I sat him in the corner by the toilet, looking out into the bathroom.
Later I go back in and it is turned around, with the brush holder side facing out. I just turned it back around, figuring someone had bumped into it grabbing the toilet paper or something. Who knows? I just didn't think about it.
So this same thing has happened quite a few times in the last week. This evening I was sitting in the living room
Seems he had to go stinky. God, I love potty training. Anyway, (notice I say anyway a lot?) I go and peep in the door and he asks me to "come wipe his butt". Yes, this is a direct quote. Like Chick, I am raising mine right, with an excellent vocabulary. Seems, though, that he wasn't quite ready for the wiping. As I 'm standing there waiting for all of the kids to get in the pool, I notice the cat is turned around yet again.
I reach over and turn it back around.
Punkin, still sitting on the toilet, looks at me for a moment and turns it back around.
Punkin! Have you been turning that thing around?
Because it keeps lookin' at me!
I did my best to keep from bursting out laughing. I must say the hideous, nose hair singeing stench emanating from my darlin's cute little bum did help me do that, but damn, was it funny. The things kids say. And think. What the hell do they think? If this is what they say, I can only imagine the stuff they keep to themselves.
I'm thinking about making a little pair of sunglasses and putting it on the cats eyes. Think that would keep the evil cat from looking at his junk while he's on the toilet?I love that boy. I really do. Never a dull moment.