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What's With the Peep Hating???


Seriously. How can you all hate Peeps? Marshmallow? Sugar? Yummm. I make a random mention of the Peeps inherent goodness and all I get are a bunch of peep haters spewing their venom in my comments!

This is unamerican. And uncanadian. Unblogian. (To quote Burgh Baby, it's a word because I said it's a word!) How dare you all!!!!! Peeps rock. If I were all soft and marshmallowy (STFU Poodlehead!!!) I would marry Peeps.

Especially the purple ones. Oh how I love the purple ones.

And now? Peeps aren't just for Easter anymore. You can hate on them enjoy their yummy goodness year round. Christmas. Halloween. Valentines Day. I bet if you stock up after Easter they will still be good by the time the Halloween ones hit the shelf if you store them away from the kids.

But where I can reach them, of course.

Punkin loves Peeps, too. I thought a lot of my readers, but now I just don't know. Next thing you know you'll tell me you are all republicans, hate cats and laugh at people who put ketchup on their steak.

Geeze. Give me a damn break. If any of your haters want to unload your unloved Peeps I'll send you my address.

Did I bitch enough that someone may send me an anonymous package full of Peeps and ask me to shut the hell up now? 'Cause you know that's what I'm aiming for.....

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If you aren't one of those haters I was talking about, you can go here and join the Peeps fan club. You know, and be one of the cool kids.

19 comments:

random_mommy said...

Nice!! Way to subtly attack PH!!

devilish southern belle said...

Okay...no ketchup on my steak, but I do LOVE me some Peeps!

beautyishere said...

I love Peeps. It's odd- it seems like less people bought them this year, there are a LOT left over in the stores in the Easter section. I almost stocked up, but thought better of it. :)

Sandy said...

Confession time. I am a dog-owning, ketchup hating, Peeps loathing Republican. However, I LOVE your blog!

My husband is a dog-owning, ketchup hating, Peeps-loving diabetic Republican. Hmmmmmm.

Kila said...

They give me a tummy-ache, but my boys love them!

Emma in Canada said...

I like the purple ones too. In moderation. But ketchup on your steak? I think we must reconsider our friendship. Although we I American I would vote Democrat. But I'm Canadian and a Republican gov't is actually better than a Dem one for us. Do you think that will make people who hate Canada vote Democrat?

Bren said...

Peep haters? WTF? How can anyone hate their sugary goodness? I just stocked up at 75% off and it's killing me that I'm back on the diet.

nikki said...

A peep bus!!! Almost as cool as the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile!

Mamma Schmoo said...

I don't think that I have ever seen purple Peeps...maybe I am just not paying enough attention. I can't say that I love them but I also cannot say that I hate them. I am sitting on the Peep fence.

Lil Mouse said...

i confess. no peeps for me. no cotton candy either. i hate them both. dont you dare call me a republican and i'll leave your cats and steak alone. deal? i'm too independent to align with a party... oh god a steak sounds fan friggin tastic right now. thanks for making me hungry.. sigh!

elena jane said...

love the peep bus!
no negative comments from me, i just don't like marshmallow and fake colours....but that's me. i wouldn't be mean about it to anyone else!! :(

justmylife said...

I love Peeps. They make me gain weight, UGH! Love the Peeps Van! Ketchup on your steak, please say it ain't so! And your a Democrat? Wouldn't have known it by the Bush leaves countdown.HA!

the planet of janet said...

*shudder*

purple food? blue food? green food?

and don't start with me about grapes and blueberries and lettuce. you know damned good and well that they aren't that neon-peep color!

Natalie said...

If I wanted to eat pure sugar I would just dip a spoon in a package of sugar and have at it. I'm a peeps hatin' democrat who loves cats (as you know). What do you have to say about that? hmmm??

I also don't like divinity...as much as I love sweets, I don't like them when they are pure sugar.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

OK, if you strip the sugar off a Peep and then dip it into chocolate then, and only then, do you have the yummiest of yummy yum yum. True fact.

Heh. I love that you've joined me in making up words.

Poodlehead said...

WTF Blue??!?? For the record, I love peeps, I'm republican, I hate cats, and putting ketchup on a steak is a crime. So bllleeeeehhhhh!!! I think you DID marry Peeps. HA! The blue balled one.

How could you possibly do a post about peeps and not put the pic on there with the stripper bunny peeps?

Rachel said...

Peeps are teh yuck!

I'll stick with Jello :)

I'm a Mom!..? said...

I do not like the Sam I am!! Blech!

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