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Isn't It Funny.....


Isn't it funny how even though you are dressed for the gym, ready to workout and totally on time, you somehow can't find your keys? Or your spare keys? It's hard to drive to the gym without keys.

Ok, so I found my spare keys at 9:45 and my class started at 9:30. It takes me 15 minutes to get there. Guess me and my dumb key losing ass will hit the treadmill at home today.

But we are going to play with friends - both of us - this afternoon so the day isn't totally shot.

Though I really should stay home and clean this pig sty so I can find my keys. And to top it off - they have a big, yellow duck on them.

You ask "Why a big yellow duck?"

So I can find them, of course.

Duh.

17 comments:

Sandy said...

I hate keys. Actually, I hate that I can NEVER find my keys. I have started blaming the dog for relocating them.

So far, it's working for me.

Yankee Belle said...

I leave mine in the car once home. Where are my keys??? - in my car. Me = simple

Yankee Belle said...

I leave mine in the car once home. Where are my keys??? - in my car. Me = simple

Kimberly said...

I get out so rarely that my keys are in a perpetual state of being lost. I've taken to leaving them in the car (which is in the locked garage). But I forget I've left them there and panic whenever I'm going somewhere. Oi.

Beckie said...

You make me laugh!

If it were me I probably would have hid the keys from myself just so I wouldn't have to go to the gym!

justmylife said...

I have about twenty things dangling from my keys, my husband says I am going to break my key off in the ignition if I don't lighten them up. But without my stuff, I would never find them in my purse or anywhere else. And go figure, I still lose them all the time.

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

I can rarely keep track of my cell & keys. I am forever calling my cell. Sometimes even from my cell.

Poodlehead said...

I think this is a "purposeful" losing of the keys to keep from going to a gym that does not contain your workout buddy, Poodlehead. Sorry I was not there today - perhaps you would've "found" your keys then. But then again you probably would've called me to say you weren't coming and then I would've had to curse you.

Catwoman said...

Sweetie Pie's grandfather got me one of those "find anything" kits that is a bunch of alarms that you can put on anything (keys, glasses, etc.) and you just "call" the lost item.

I was so offended, I opened the box and gave Little Man all the little alarms to play with.

Forget that I've lost my keys about 30 times since Christmas. The point is, I don't NEED that thing, ok?

Penelope Anne said...

See my husband loses his keys every other day....no matter how many big, obnoxious key chains we get for him.
Nothing like the whole house being woken at 4am to the sound of, "Where are my keys, who moved my keys?"...because it is never ever his fault.
Great post.

Rachel said...

Catwoman sounds like Polly from that movie Along Came Polly.

Maybe you need a hot pink duck!

I'm a Mom!..? said...

You need one of those key finders like on "Along Came Polly" Whens your Bday?

Not Afraid to Use It said...

Kind of like how you used to have a GIGANTIC bathroom pass in high school? LOL Love it.

buddha_girl said...

My keys suck. Doesn't matter if they're big fuckers or nice and organized - I still lose 'em. Period.

I'm so proud of you for treading even though you were late and missed your class. You're a hard charger!

Multi-tasking Mommy said...

I'm still not brave enough to do a class--I'm way too chicken....good for you for having the intention!

Jenni said...

It could be worse. You could always forget a kid or two. (not spoken from experience.) (really)

Bren said...

Did you find them yet? ;)