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Thursday Thirteen #4 - Hmmmmmm



Thirteen things my son has said to me that made me go Hmmmmm......

1. Mommy, why do you have boobies?

2. Mommy, why is your belly so big?

3. Crap! Crap, crap, crap!

4. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit, Momma!

5. I'll play with my wing ding!

6. I'm not taking a nap any more.

7. I'm not going to brush my teeth any more.

8. Mommy, I went stinky (with his light up ball stuck in the seat of his pants).

9. Mommy has a baby hippopotamus in her eye!

10. I'm not a turd! I am Punkin!

11. I'm a turkey! Gobble, gobble!

12. Because I'm a monkey! Oooh, oooh! Ooooh, oooh!

13. You're my best friend.

28 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

The last one makes all the other ones okay. What a cute list. Have a great TT. :)

dawn224 said...

How funny :) I fear my child talking...

Briggie said...

awe, how cute.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I'm just happy to know he brushed at some point. Mine won't period. Did #13 just melt you away?

Krista said...

Gah, that horrid picture from yesterday got me again. I almost posted a comment yesterday, but couldn't bring myself to click on the post in my reader and have to look at it again. And then I scrolled past the end of this post and THERE IT WAS! Almost made me sick to my stomach. Ew!

Serina Hope said...

What is up with these boys? All the cussing and wing ding play...
This list reminded me so much of my Suoer Z, even the sweet best friend line. Awwww...

Nicholas said...

Very funny!!

Kimberly said...

Dang that is one cute kid!

Gattina said...

and my son asked me if my boobies were heavy to wear, lol ! Aren't they cute ?

Laura said...

Your list is definitely the funniest I read thus far! Thank you for making me laugh...I've been doing too much "angst". My 13 is up..please feel free to stop by and visit! Have a great weekend!

Emma in Canada said...

Awww so sweet. Obviously I'm going to have to go back in time and read your archives. I can't believe you would sit on the bathroom floor for over 2 hours. Made me laugh that did. That's dedication.

Christine said...

Very sweet TT. My chicken is two and a bit and I'm amazed by her language skills.

buddha_girl said...

That last one slayed me. What a great Punkin!!!!

jenn said...

Oh, what kids will say!
Great list and happy TT!

Meggie Mom Fantastic said...

My son used to say "HELLO BENIS" every single morning before he was 2. I guess their fascination starts early in life, eh?

Aline de Chevigny said...

LOL The joys of being an aunt is that you can say go ask your mother ehhehe

aline

Believer in Balance said...

So cute! Sorry about that stinky with the toy in his pants!

nikki said...

I am not a turd!

Hilarious. I love what kids say. My personal fave from my 3 year old:

"What the hell are we listening too?"

Coco said...

Oh... too cute... :)

That Chick Over There said...

Aww! The last one was PRECIOUS.

deltaco said...

you forgot "Sesame loves me" Hmmmm. What an impact I must have had on him. Wonder what he remembers about me? Hmmmm

Secret Agent Mama said...

hahahahahha!! I love the "I am not a turd! I am Punkin!" LOL

Crys said...

The things kids say always crack me up! My Lilly is just learning to put words together into broken sentences. The other day her Aunt told her she can't yell when her brother is asleep. She replied. "Oh, Yes I can." I nearly died!
~Crys

Oh, The Joys said...

#2? To BOMP you in the head with it!!

*Rae* said...

lol your son sounds so cute

Colleen said...

Very funny!

Joyful Days said...

This was one of my all time favorite TTs!

angel said...

oh MAN i wish i'd kept a better list of the things my damien used to say...