Thirteen things my son has said to me that made me go Hmmmmm......
1. Mommy, why do you have boobies?
2. Mommy, why is your belly so big?
3. Crap! Crap, crap, crap!
4. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit, Momma!
5. I'll play with my wing ding!
6. I'm not taking a nap any more.
7. I'm not going to brush my teeth any more.
8. Mommy, I went stinky (with his light up ball stuck in the seat of his pants).
9. Mommy has a baby hippopotamus in her eye!
10. I'm not a turd! I am Punkin!
11. I'm a turkey! Gobble, gobble!
12. Because I'm a monkey! Oooh, oooh! Ooooh, oooh!
13. You're my best friend.