Life in the Fish Bowl


Haiku Friday

Haiku Friday

I'm off to the sale
To work my last few hours.
Volunteer? Yeah, right.

All day on Thursday
Punkin was a real wild man.
Can you say migraine?

Who me? Back to work?
I told hubby "No damn way!"
Stayin' with my baby.

"Mommy! Come in here!
'Cause I had to go stinky."
Yes. Poop in dry tub.

Why'd you poop in tub?
Why'd you not go to toilet?
'Cause I wanted to.

'Cause I wanted to.
Just what the hell does that mean?
He likes poop on legs?

One day he'll be trained.
As crazy as it sounds now
I'll miss wiping butt.


Violet the Verbose said...

Omigosh that is hilarious and beautiful. Hey, at least he chose a dry tub! My first only had a couple poop accidents and they were in her undies, but this second one has pooped in the full-of-water tub more times than I can count. Trouble, I'm telling you!

Thanks for your visit & comment - I'm making the rounds now. This is fun! :o)

janet said...

ah. poop. we must have been channeling each other! i have it at my house, but it's not human. gah.

but i PROMISE he'll stop pooping in bathtubs before he gets to high school.

Steph said...

Isnt poop lovely?? I agree, it least it was a dry tub.. it couldve been so many other places! He'll get trained, they all do... and yes you'll miss it, but you'll have other things to deal with :)

Secret Agent Mama said...

You write the best pookus!!! LOVE IT!!

Yankee Belle said...

*GASP* Tub pooping. I think lil B will stay in her diapers till she is a teenager.

nikki said...

I don't think one can ever miss wiping another person's butt.

cate said...

oh, please don't tell me i have dry-tub-pooping to look forward to with my boys! crap! ;-) great Haikus!

Head Gaggler said...

Wow, that was awesome!

Anonymous said...

Love these. SO true, funny and heartfelt.

Junebug said...

You will not miss that POOP! My daughter used to go behind the couch and poop (in her diaper Thank God) I was so glad when wiping adult smelling poop was over. I can stand baby poo but when they start eating solid food! Ewww.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, Pumpkin!! Tub poop? How do you clean that? UGH! I understand the migraine after that.

And, you enjoy those last few hours. That sale lasts practically forever!!

Serina Hope said...

Pookoos ...I love it. Punkin is a mess. At least Princess H does it in the tub full of water..wait, I don't know if that is better or not.

Patois said...

Very funny. I pity you, too, of course, but it's having a hard time getting through all the laughter.

Veggie Mama said...

Oh boy. What a perfect haipoo.

Cathy said...

I've got two tub poopers. And usually, the tub has just been filled, brimming over with bubbles, when they get the urge. Such joyful evenings!

bermudabluez said...

Into every life, a little poop must fall. Been there...done that. You will live, I promise! :)

angel said...

oh thats so funny!

elena jane said...

funny!! and YES, one day he will be trained and you will LOL with him about it in 10 yrs....:-)

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Great Pu-ku!

Not going back to work, huh?!...