Life in the Fish Bowl


Haiku Friday

Haiku Friday

He asks a question
Mom, why do you have boobies?
I say just because.

He asks a question
Wife, why do you have boobies?
I say ask the kid.

I ask a question
Why do I need these boobies
With no one to nurse?

I am now so tired
Of trying to get pregnant
Makes me feel like poop.

For my poop haiku
I've become known each Friday
I say poop de doo!


Serina Hope said...

Great job, I really love poop de doo.
I am sorry that you are sad. Maybe this is the month! I know how you feel though. I tried for three years to get pregnant with Z. It is very draining.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Don't give up. Those tatas were meant for something other than oogling. I'm certain of that.

Secret Agent Mishi said...

Awwwwww... the boobies will nurse again, I'm sure of it!! Keep trying, it's fun. :D

WorksForMom said...

AWWWWW, I'm so sorry for you. They WILL Nurse again, in time. Isn't it amazing how tough it can be?

Steph said...

Im sorry you're sad. Your boobies will be used again Im sure. Hang in there!

janet said...

poop de doo?

love that

Heidi Hyde said...

Don't worry! Those Boobies will live to see another hungry mouth!


Anonymous said...

I got pregnant when I stopped thinking about it. Relax and have fun. Those boobies will be used for their original, intended use again SOON.

Sending pregnancy vibes your way...

Devilish Southern Belle said...

I never realized you were trying to get pregnant. Best of luck with that! Seriously, I didn't know.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

My son informed everyone at storytime the other day that I have boobies. Yay for boobies!

You're going to get some awesome google hits from this one!

slackermommy said...


I hope you get to put those boobies to work soon.

Patois said...

Love how you managed to work it all back to poop. Good luck on getting some boobie use soon.

angel said...

i love your haikus... and i do hope your pregnancy journey starts soon...

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

I think you won the award for the most haikus which use the word "boobies"! :)