From The Mouths Of Babes....
I'm not going to brush my teeth anymore!!
Why? Do you want yuck mouth?
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh.
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I thought you wanted to take a nap?
I can't Mommy. The sun's still awake.
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Can't you get your own Einsten's treat?
No, Mommy. It's waaay up there. Very up there.
You need to get it because you are big and tall.
And brave.
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Punkin, what are you doing?!?!
I'm playin' with my penis!
Why?
Because it tickles!
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Mommy, I can't go to school anymore.
Why?
Because it's veeeerrrry dangerous!
How is it dangerous?
There's lots of little boys and girls there.
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After you and Nanny go to Burger King and play, you need to take a nap.
I can't take a nap. You don't sleep when the sun is awake. (This is a recurring theme at our house!)
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And for those of you who wondered - yes, my day yesterday went better than Friday and wasn't LOVELY at all! Of course I only washed one load of clothes and went through the junk mail. Today I must make up for my laziness yesterday so it may indeed end up LOVELY.
We'll see.
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13 comments:
I love kids minds. It's so funny when they are discovering the world and trying to make sense of it. Mine refuse to go to bed unless it's dark outside. I live in the NW, so in summer, it doesn't get really dark until almost 10:00 pm.
Lovely!!
Oh God, the penis playing. And so it begins. Here too.
Buddha thinks his penis is the very best thing in the entire world. Now if I can only get him to PEE INTO THE TOILET with it. Sheesh.
because it tickles???? oh my.
and yeah, kids? they say the darnedest things. and it doesn't stop when they're teenagers either.
hope today isn't too LOVELEY
wish i could spell. or proofread. LOVELY
i just love the things kids say, he is a very wise young man!
At least you know he's got a brain and can use it, right?
Umm...actually, not that comforting is it?
That it pretty funny. It tickes. HAHAHA
I wondered about you when I never heard back from you. I was terrified the day had become LOVELY and not enjoyable. One load of clothes is plenty of housework in my opinion.
oh man he's so funny!
How cute that he can't sleep when the sun is awake. :)
Awww he's too cute. Our children will make a good pair I think.
One load of laundry is plenty I think. A load a day is what I try and do.
oh, that is too funny! i really hope your day doesn't get LOVELY!
He = just like his mama. Funny as hell.
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