Life in the Fish Bowl

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Oh Crap!


This was my first attempt at recording video with my phone. I have to say I'm not very impressed, but it was the only thing handy.

I'm teaching my boy to be so refined and to have such a great vocabulary. Just thought I'd share a success story with you! So do me a favor and pretend it's in focus and that the sound is good (or even exists there at the end!), and please, don't share with my mother!

video

(At the end, he's saying crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. I made the mistake of, in frustration, telling him to pick his crap up out of the floor. Only one mistake in a long line of them....)

19 comments:

lisa's chaos said...

Too funny. Why can't your mom know? :)

Blue Momma said...

She is disgraced when he says butt. Or pee pee instead of tee tee.

Us? Not so uptight about the language. Well, not so uptight about everything.....

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

That's better than when mine was spouting, "Dammit!" As soon as he was allowed to "spank" Daddy for being naughty & saying it, he hasn't said it again. Wonder if that would work for you guys.

terri said...

Is that a Razr phone? Because it takes the same quality video as mine does.... CRAPpy! Awesome photos - crappy video!

buddha_girl said...

YES YES YES!!!!!

I love a kid who mimics...especially yours! Buddha was good enough to do it with me the other day...although he skipped "crap" and went directly to "fuck."

Like your mom, mine will be oh so proud.

I acted like he'd said NOTHING AT ALL and hoped that people in public wouldn't hear him. Oh how we delude ourselves!

AND one more thing: Holy SHIT, your Bama accent slays me!

Mommapeas said...

HA! That's fantastic (ok it's fantastic as long as it's not my kid yelling at the priest). Anyway, I especially enjoyed how he tried to sing "Crap, crap, crap, crrap!" Fabulous.

ChrisB said...

LOL I thought the sound was pretty good easy to pick up all the 'craps'. You might as well let yur mother see it because he'll say it to her anyway if he's anything like my grandchildren!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Ahh Blue Momma, this brings back memories of when Mr B called another driver a 'w**ker' on the way to my mum's house.

We were so scared.

Hilarious.

Catwoman said...

Oh girl... Now that I've heard you speak, do you know how much more obsessed with you I'm going to be? Because being from Canada, an accent that's the equivalent of molasses is enough to make me fall in love.

In a total non psycho way, of course.

Emma in Canada said...

I'm at work so I can't view. It just means i will have to further break my already broken no computer for 4 days rule. I think I lasted 4 hours. Maybe. But I'm sure I'll be with Catwoman on the accent.

willowtree said...

You're not from New York are you? (don't bother answering that, it's a rhetorical question)

ohio blue eyes said...

seriously...your accent makes me all hot and bothered.

way to go on the video post! =)

crap crap crap crap crap!

angel said...

teehee... so kyoot!

Not Afraid to Use It said...

LittleBird was sitting here when I hit play on the video. She keeps telling me "Again! AGAIN!!!!"

Luckily, I had the foresight to tell her that he was saying "crab" because he was playing with his fishies and dolphins and crabs so she wouldn't repeat it, either. LOL

I love it! Apparently, my parents took bets as to what swear word LittleBird would say first bc my mouth is so foul. Turns out, dh was putting the crib together and in a very atypical moment yelled, "Damn! Fucking SHIT!" And guess who ran around the house singing "Damn Fucking Shit!! Damn Fucking Shit!" the rest of the night!! I have gotten a LOT of mileage out of that one...

Melanie said...

Don't feel bad. Kate kept telling me to shut up the other day and I have been really watching what I say to her, so I know it didn't come from me. I think she heard it on the radio!!!!

Debs said...

I heard nothing wrong with your accent.

This is funny. When my son was little, my brother taught him to say the "F" bomb. It was my brother who got into deep trouble. :D

~JJ! said...

That right there...is a boy after my own heart.

Love it.

"MommaDrool" said...

In my book, "crap" is a completely legitimate word when used appropriately...even for small children...

lisa's chaos said...

I wonder why every time I go to bloglines this post is still new. Every single time , no matter how many times I "read" it it comes back. Well crap.

:)