Life in the Fish Bowl

welcome

Haiku Friday


Yes, I've been away
Damn La-Z-Boy cord cruncher
I'm back - Thanks Ebay!

and one for the Punkin'

At three year check up
Peed in the cup, not a splash
Can he teach Daddy?

edited: I always forget the link. On each and every post where one is needed. Sorry!

Haiku Friday

13 comments:

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hooray Punkin.
Great Haiku... I have to learn more about Haikus.

P.S.

N.B is short for nota bene, which is latin and means note well.

It's used in the UK loads to kind of highlight certain things.

Like NB. Do not lawnmower over small children.
x

Queeny said...

Not a splash? Can he teach my boys that art? Love your blog and page design.

Kimberly said...

Hee hee...especially love that last!

oh amanda said...

Your haikus made me laugh!

angel said...

those are so cool- i haven't written one since high school!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Those are spectacular! How is it that men have such trouble hitting the (very large) toilet bowl?

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Ahh, you managed to get the pretty graphic to come up. I'm just truly incompetent.

My hubby's bf came over last weekend & while pooing all over my potty, used SD's bathtub foam letters to write naughty words. So, in addition to having to clean said crap, I also had to redo the letters.

~JJ! said...

Ha! Love those...

Good lob peeing in the cup too...

Now, it's my turn to stalk you.

Catwoman said...

You, my friend, are the Haiku queen! Especially since they're always about pee and poop. I swear, you could write a book of BM haikus. How great would that be?

Cathy said...

I'm going print this and hang it over the toilet my husband frequents.

Gloria said...

Ahahahahaha! I love the last one! Does your hubby reads your blog? I hope so!

WorksForMom said...

THAT is hilarious AND poetic!

"MommaDrool" said...

Have I told you that you are my muse?