Posted by Blue Momma / 10:51 AM /
Scene: We are in the recliner in the basement, watching Dumbo. I'm singing along with Pink Elephants on Parade (It's 94 degrees, heat index is 101, so too damn hot for the pool, kids in school or not).
No! Don't sing! Be quiet and not so loud. Let them sing.
Uh. You're a rat.
I'm not a rat. I'm a boy.
Now, this has come up before. This whole " I'm not a (fill in the blank). I'm a boy".
He may be only two, but just like a man, figures since he has a penis he is above it all.
And, just like a man, WRONG!!!!
Yes, my name is Bitchy Mom. Nice to meet you, too.